Nomic 2/Flavour Text

Flavour texts which have been attached to successful proposals:

• Roger That

It is prophesied that King Roger shall die the moment a male heir is conceived, and that he'll be reincarnated as his own son, King Roger II. And thus onward for a hundred generations.

• An Omen

The local prophet was found one day, insane with terror. Few heeded his ravings.

• Minimum Value

I was wearing the worst hat in the world, but I didn't care much, because I couldn't be less sober.

• They'll Regret This

When the Anti-Crumbists signed the Crumbist Limitation Act into law, they thought they had triumphed. They did not count on the depths of Crumbist rage.

• Pruning the Garden

Although they did lend a certain festive air to this year's Dia de los Muertos celebrations, some of the city's residents felt that lining the streets with exhumed corpses did pose a slight impediment to traffic.

• Oath of Vengeance

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."