Agents Of Empire/Turns/3/News

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The following news, rumors, gossip, and back-channel messages have arrived from the empire. Offers all first-come, first-served. Actual facts may differ slightly from those presented. Caveat emptor and all hail the emperor.

ANNOUNCEMENT: In his infinite wisdom, the Emperor has proclaimed a mighty bounty on pirates! One, two, or even more mega-credits will be awarded to the brave souls who destroy a pirate vessel or fleet. Contact the Imperial Treasury for repayment details and tax forms.

FINANCIAL NEWS: Loans to become more expensive! Loan rates are predicted to rise, so struggling Houses should get their loan requests in now. A spokesman for House Krazybuys, when interviewed for his house's position on the issue, said "What's good for House Krazybuys is good for the Empire! And what's good for House Krazybuys now is our low, low prices for sofas and sandwiches. If you're not picky about the color of your sandwich, come to House Krazybuys today for great deals!"

DENIED STATEMENT: Unnamed house looking for transportation assistance with unnamed property. Contact Nif@x for route and payment information.

RUMOR: Unnamed house looking for a small military squad for some covert operations. Contact Jovek, sector 6, for details.

GOSSIP: House Grazene is looking for allies in the senate for an upcoming bill. Willing to entertain all offers.

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