[tomb] (from Clem) G'taar says (to Clem), "Okay, what you should do is -- GET THE HELL OUT"
DM says, "The rumbling etc. continues"
DM says, "There is no sign of Clem"
DM says, "With a crash the front hall collapses"
Paulie exclaims, "Daylight!"
DM whispers, "G'taar speaks to you!"
DM whispers, "WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, MORTAL"
You whisper "I hope it's not 'welcome to my kingdom! you silly sod'" to DM.
Rosie runs into the sunlight and levitates up into the air for good measure.
Crumbly says, "OK. That was expensive."
DM whispers, "You're basically trapped inside a little room surrounded by rubble at this point"
FinnM says (to Crumbly), "We'll help you organize an excavation crew."
You whisper "Dear sweet G'taar, how may we overcome this tomb of horrors, vanquish its monsters and recover its treasure for redistribution to various good causes, despite it apparently having collapsed about our ears?" to DM.
Paulie, panting, offers Crumbly the cloak that came with his outfit.
Crumbly exclaims, "So, now that we're out, let's open the box!"
[tomb] Paulie says, "The Small cloak, that is."
Crumbly asks, "Is it locked?"
Rosie eyes the area around the entrance to see if it looks like it's becoming a sinkhole.
Crumbly says, "I don't have my tools, but I can improvise a lockpick."
DM whispers, "THERE IS NO COLLAPSE, MORTAL - BELIEVE IN G'TAAR AND WALK THROUGH THE HALLS"
You whisper "I FUCKING KNEW IT" to DM.
You whisper "Er, that is, thank you, lord! Praise be to the mighty G'taar!" to DM.
DM says, "The front has totally collapsed at this point, and now looks pretty much like it did when you first got here"
Paulie says (to Rosie), "Yeah, let's crack that thing open."
DM whispers, "You failed your will save, sorry!"
FinnM says, "Kong would have wanted it that way... sniff..."
You whisper "Well, er, I'll try again?" to DM.
Rosie returns to the earth, taps the ground suspiciously, and hands the box to Crumbly.
DM says, "It's not locked"
[Crows-Nest] Ghogg says, "However, it explodes. Everyone dies."
Rosie exclaims, "Check for traps!"
Grog asks, "Where Mister Clem?"
FinnM says, "He's inside a stone igloo, for some reason."
Ebezar says, "I have open/close"
DM whispers, "With your new belief, fueled by the glory of G'taar, you realise that in fact it really was a big illusion"
Rosie says, "Hopefully he can dimension door out here if he needs to."
Crumbly says, "OK. I search the box for traps, taking ten for 26."
Ebezar says, "If everyone wishes to step the g'tarr back"
You whisper "God damn, that's some illusion." to DM.
DM whispers, "and the hall actually now looks totally normal"
You whisper "But my entire party buggered off. Dammit." to DM.
DM says, "No traps"
Rosie says (to Ebezar), "That might be nice."
Crumbly says, "(Because I don't have the items that gave me an additional +10)"
Crumbly exclaims, "I open the box!"
FinnM says, "So that's why that pointing skeleton wasn't wearing any clothes."
You whisper "And I decided not to buy the magic item that lets me send a note across distances. Damn damn damn." to DM.
Paulie says (to FinnM), "Clever."
Ebezar says, "He was saying 'this way to nudity.'"
You whisper "I guess I start walking out, carefully." to DM.
DM whispers, "OK"